AMERICAN THANKSGIVING
Good afternoon, 40 followers. Ohhhh the week you’ve no doubt had. Right now we’re editing the third-to-last episode and watching Andy hunt Brian like a buck. Sounds pretty fun, right? WRONG. WE ARE BITTER AND STRESSED AND ALL OF OUR SECRETARIES ARE RUNNING SCARED.
We have 40 secretaries now. Perks of the job, right?
Anyhoo, it’s American Thanksgiving, so it’s time to give thanks for all the American things that we, as Canadians, are thankful for. Without further ado:
1. American Thanksgiving, the day when football flourishes and we definitely all watch football
2. The star-spangled banner (not the song, and not the flag, but the banner that the flag was based on, which stretched across America’s first cafeteria and was fucking SPANGLED with stars)
3. Spangling
4. Bold flavor
5. Prom dogs
6. This guy:
Tell us what American things YOU’RE thankful for!
Love from,
Mark
